[Moo] Stierbach Represented at the Crow Tournament
Smith CTR Jeffrey C
jeffrey.c.smith.ctr at usmc.mil
Tue Apr 28 03:29:37 PDT 2009
LOL! Brilliant!
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From: moo-bounces at lists.stierbach.org [mailto:moo-bounces at lists.stierbach.org] On Behalf Of William Muirheid
Sent: Monday, April 27, 2009 21:41
To: moo at stierbach.org
Subject: [Moo] Stierbach Represented at the Crow Tournament
Our own Ragnar Ribcracker will be fighting in the Crown Tournament. In honor of this occasion I have composed a saga that can, luckily enough, be sung to an old Elizabethan tune. the audience repeats each verse and everyone joins in on the chorus.
Chorus:
I'm a Stierbachian and I'm all right
I fight all day and I drink all night (hydration is very important for fighters)
Verse the first:
I string my bow, I take aim
I shoot down nobility
At Pennsic I go shopping
And buy Balder Blunts for me
Chorus:
Verse the second:
I hack off limbs and throw head shots
I love the thrill of wars
I put on a heraldic surcoat
And hang around in bars
Chorus:
Verse the third:
I thrust I parry you got my arm
Percussive shots are fun
I would love to stay and chat a while
But I must cut and run
Chorus:
Humbly submitted in the spirit of fun
William de Mont d'Or
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